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Playboy: Girls in uniform

If clothes make the woman, a uniform makes her even hotter. Playboy brings you an exclusive look at the foxy forms that make these uniforms sizzle.

There's a fighter pilot whose debriefing gives new meaning to ''air strip'', an everglades ranger ready to turn your campsite into a sexy playground, and a gorgeous firefighter who hoses down the company truck and herself.

Then, a naughty nurse administers erotic first aid to a willing patient, a fast track flight attendant visits the ''mile high club'', plus five more adventures.

In and out of their uniforms, these beauties prove that, when it comes to the standard dress code, undressing is much more fun!

Rated 18

Pack of 1 @ £10.00