eCondoms joke

I was happy. My girlfriend and me had been dating for over a year and so
we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends
encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, and that was my mother-in-law to
be. She was a career woman, clever, but most of all beautiful and sexy.
Sometimes she flirted with me, which made me feel uncomfortable.
One day she rang and asked me to come over to check the wedding
invitations. So I went. She was alone when I arrived. Suddenly, she
whispered to me, that soon I was to be married and that she had feelings
for me that she couldn't overcome. So before I got married and committed
my life to her daughter, she wanted us to spend the night together just
once. What could I say? I was in total shock, and unable to speak. So she
said, 'I'll go to the bedroom, and wait for you.' I stood there for a
moment, and then turned around and went to the front door. I opened it
and
stepped out of the house.
Her husband was standing outside on the
doorstep. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and exclaimed how very
happy
they were. 'You've passed our little test,' he said. 'We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'
The moral of the story:
Always keep your condoms in your car.