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Mates Condoms / Mates Ultrasafe (Ref 032)

Mates Ultrasafe (Ref 032)

 
Mates ultrasafe condoms are shaped for added comfort and a closer fit.

This unique shape provides additional sensitivity and reassurance in use.

Spermiccidally lubricated with nonoxynol-9.

Always read the leaflet enclosed in the packet.

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