Men Prefer Football to Sex - Econdoms guide
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Here we go, here we go, here we go… it’s a well-known fact that August brings with it the start of the football season!!
And a recent study has uncovered an alarming fact for women – Men prefer football to sex!!
And the survey says…
A recent survey carried out by Teletext Sport has revealed that male fans of the country’s top teams spend 76 hours a month, or 681 hours a season, watching games – either live at the grounds or on TV.
The same survey revealed that soccer-mad men were most likely to choose footie instead of nookie!!
So where does that leave the ladies and their sex life!! On the subs bench, that’s where!! Well it’s time for the girls to change these statistics and get thier man wanting to score away from the pitch!!
Get your kit off…
The way to a man’s heart is through the sexy underwear you parade around in while he’s glued to the box! Never underestimate the power of the G-string!! While he’s glued to watching his team score on the pitch, you could be diverting his eyes away from the screen by cavorting around in some sexy underwear!!
Team Strip!
Strip tease…. Slip on your man’s favourite team shirt and dance like you have never danced before in front of the TV screen!! Slowly peel off your footie shirt and dazzle him with your jewels that are better than any World Cup trophy!!
Half Time Oranges
Cut some oranges for half time. Join your man on the sofa and seductively suck the oranges in front of him, he may forget about the second half of the match!!!
Team Talk
If all else fails talking tactics into your man’s ear during the match may tempt him away from the TV and into the bedroom. Whisper some naughty footie moves of your own that you will perform on your man and see how quickly he will want to defend his place in your bedroom!!
Men – make your mark with a post match massage…
Show off your skills after the game. Get out the massage oils and foreplay gels and give your girl a work out for all the hard work she has put in during the match! She deserves it!!
Ladies, if you can’t beat him, join him…
Like football? Who cares…if your charms of seduction can’t draw him away from his team, you can always join him in front of the TV screen! It’s not the Beautiful game you will be interested in; it’s the beautiful men who are playing it!!
Gentlemen, watching too much football is bad for you!!
Ok, it’s not, but you could receive the red card in the bedroom department! Support your team, but remember to be a big fan of your lady!! If your team loses, you can always be a winner after the match!!
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